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Okay. this is about Llamas....if you havent seen the title. First of all i just wanna say...

Dear fellow Llamas of the universe,
       You are some awesome furry, long necked creatures that we cannot live without! and vice versa! I think you know how Awesome you are, but heres just a little friendly reminder.


Ok....you get what im puttin out? I mean....When you look at a llama, dont judge! You know and we all know that you wish you were that furry with a long neck! Not all of us can save the day like they can...sometimes we can\'t pull off an awesome cape with a top hat : ( but no need to fear my friends! Hold your head up high and try to rock that monocle/ top hat combo all at once! sometimes theres hope! If you think llamas and alpacas are the same type of tall creatures you are mistaken my friend...

VERY MISTAKEN! Don\'t get me wrong. I am a full hearted fan of both majestic animals! But it really ticks me off when people debate about it!  
Also when you don\'t know the difference between them....it may hurt there feelings : ( we dont want that now do we!?!? So here i put together the difference of Alpacas and llamas! Just for you! Making you smarter for the next harsh debate with your friends on which is better or just to help stir up a conversation on the train or with your dentist, when it gets to the awkward silence. Don\'t pull out that cliche: \"So....nice weather we\'re havin\' huh?\"  

FOR THE LOVE OF CARROTS! DONT SAY THAT! Do the RIGHT thing and talk about the importance of llamas and the debate of llama to alpaca. or alpaca to llama!

The Almighty ALPACA!  
~Member of the camel family
~shaved each year....they are technically really tall sheep
~strong fur
~come in two flavors Huacayas (fuzzy teddy bear) and Suris (long dreadlocks).
~Nearly all alpacas in the United States are registered. A blood sample from each alpaca is sent in for DNA testing to verify correct parentage and ownership. -found on website...
~Every registered alpaca has registration papers showing it\'s entire geneology. Because every alpaca is registered, a stolen alpaca in not sellable, as an alpaca without registration papers has no value.
~very curious animals
~Have an alert sound if danger is near by -WOW! AWESOME!
~SPIT!


The Loving LLAMA WARRIOR!
~Also apart of the camel family
~Llama wool is warm and quiet luxurious
~Llama\'s can be given out to other people on deviantart....not alpacas
~Always there for you, with a nice hug and a monocle
~Always tell the truth \"does this make my butt look big?\" \"Yes, im saying this because i love you : )\"
~SPIT!
~Cuddly!
~Can speak Portuguese
~Give the best piggy back rides
~You can always save the drama for your llama
~They are willing to discuss the art of sewing with you at any moment, over a nice hot muffin or some hot chocolate!


I hope my point has come across you as quiet intriguing! Hopefully this little jist of information will help you with changing the subject or just a debate for class. Anything of the sort will do. My job was to inform you about the importance of this two creatures....I don\'t specifically have a favorite....If you do...Which is it?...Please pick one of the reasons, from their facts (located up above). Pip Pip and Cheerio my friends. Or should i say, my more Llama and Alpaca educated friends? for short we will call it the L.A. It sounds like a doctors degree, doesn\'t it? anyways...You have just passed the L.A. course and this will come handy at any circumstance, use your new knowledge to its full potential and don\'t be afraid to correct someone if they mixed the two up. ; )
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